"Mystical Cat (in the Dryer)"

The mystical cat He's kind of lazy and fat. Ain't no denyin' That he knows where it's at. He drives around In a number nine cloud, Moves real slow And he don't talk to loud. Hey cat Everything he does (he does) to the max Hey cat Everything he does (he does) to relax He lives in a twin-towered subterranean adobe penthouse That sits in the middle of a big blue lake that glows and sparkles at night. He trains his snakes to mesmerize the chickens and then devourer 'em with smiles on their faces. He snaps his fingers into flame to light his cigarettes, but what really impresses the pussys is the way he keeps his whiskers wet. Here kitty, kitty, kitty. It's time for your bath! Oh! Look at what happened to you! (I wonder how that happened?) We'd better do something about that! Cat in the Dryer Goes 'round and 'round Keeps getting higher Keeps coming down. Cat in the dryer poor thing got wet So I put him in the dryer Can't have no wrinkled pets! Cat in the dryer (meow! SLAM! no, not quite done yet) Must be getting tired Keeps falling on his head! Now don't do this to your kitty 'cause you'll kill him. The humane society doesn't do it that way And that's not how you should do it either. But tell me something . . . What's stiff as a board on the inside And soft and fluffy on the outside? No, no. That's not it. What's round and soft and furry . . . Kind of crunchy inside . . . And screams like hell when you touch it? Well, that'll show that cat-- You can't get away with wearing MY sunglasses.

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